Capo Cruise Lines: A Humorous Crime Noir of Love, Larceny and Dangerous Flirtations on a Caribbean Cruise

A gritty comic crime debut where paradise collides with peril, and every flirtation has consequences.

Josh Cohen is a cautious engineer who boards a Caribbean singles cruise to prove he can "make good mistakes." Instead, one unlucky table assignment seats him with four glamorous women whose family ties run deeper than neighborhood pride-and straight into organized crime.

What begins as awkward flirtation quickly spirals into skeet shooting, near-death swims, smuggling detours, and a suitcase that isn't his. When customs officers slap cuffs on him, Josh finds himself framed as a mule, caught between jealous boyfriends, cartel threats, and a lawyer whose favors smell of smoke and desperation.

With the ship's glittering façade stripped away, loyalties shift and every favor carries a dangerous price. To survive, Josh must decide who to trust: the friend who pushes him into trouble, the woman who might be protecting him, or no one at all.

Fast, funny, and tense, Capo Cruise Lines is a humorous crime noir of love, larceny, and dangerous flirtations on a Caribbean cruise. Perfect for readers who enjoy character-driven thrillers, ensemble humor, and the femme fatale allure of noir with a comic twist.