Poirot and the Crown Jewels and other stories: as narrated by his friend, Nigel G. Hastings

Through implanted electrodes, AI interpretation, and a voice box, animal's their inner thoughts, once hidden from us, are now revealed. Talkative Terriers, and yes, pontificating penguins are now possible.
Among wealthy Londoners, the pinnacle of chic is having a penguin butler. One such fashion maven, named her penguin after her favorite Christie character. Poirot the penguin wanting more from life than serving Damson gin at the tinkling of his mistress' crystal bell, ran away,
Nigel Hastings befriended the poor, disheveled creature after finding him on a street corner attempting to busk by reciting Romantic period odes which Poirot slightly altered to be about mackerel. Finding the little King penguin an amiable fellow, Hastings took him in, not as a pet or servant but as a friend.
Herein Nigel has recorded ten of Poirot's adventures.