2026 Effin' Birds Day-to-Day Calendar
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2026 Effin' Birds Day-to-Day Calendar
Box Calendar
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Colfax Ave.
2526 E Colfax Avenue
303-322-7727
Store Hours:
Mon-Sat: 10-8
Colfax Ave.
2526 E Colfax Avenue,
Denver, CO 80206
303-322-7727
Store Hours:
- Mon-Sat: 10-8
- Sunday: 10-6
Aspen Grove
7301 South Santa Fe Drive,
Littleton, CO 80120
303-470-7050
Store Hours:
- Mon-Thu: 10-7
- Fri-Sat: 10-8
- Sunday: 11-6
Union Station
1701 Wynkoop Street in
Historic Lower Downtown Denver
303-535-9980
Store Hours:
- Every Day 8-8
Stanley Marketplace
2501 Dallas Street, Suite 144,
Aurora, CO 80010
212-697-3048
Store Hours:
- Every Day 10-7
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Format: Box Calendar
Each weekly page of this hilarious swearaday bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletiveladen saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar.
Features include:
- No singleuse plastic
- Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soybased ink
- Fullcolor tearoff pages
- Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Back of weekend pages contain fillintheblank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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2526 E Colfax Avenue Denver, CO
7301 S Santa Fe Drive Littleton, CO
2501 Dallas St. Suite 144 Aurora, CO
1701 Wynkoop Street Denver, CO