Dad Jokes: The Good. The Bad. The Terrible.

With over 600 knee—slappers, head—shakers, and groan—makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy—but—grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers—to—be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan—worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one—liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!

These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:

I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"

"No, I don't think they'll fit me."

I'm reading a book about anti—gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

A: The road.