2026 F*cking Boxed Calendar
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2526 E Colfax Avenue
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2526 E Colfax Avenue,
Denver, CO 80206
303-322-7727
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7301 South Santa Fe Drive,
Littleton, CO 80120
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1701 Wynkoop Street in
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2501 Dallas Street, Suite 144,
Aurora, CO 80010
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Format: Box Calendar
Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero f*cks all year with a 2026 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent daybyday calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foulmouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year!
Additional details:
- 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective sllipcase
- 100% recyclable and plasticfree with no shrinkwrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or desk
- Environmentally responsible, FSC certified paper
- Daily calendar with easy, tearoff pages featuring vivid, fullcolor designed art
- Holidays and observances
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2526 E Colfax Avenue Denver, CO
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2501 Dallas St. Suite 144 Aurora, CO
1701 Wynkoop Street Denver, CO