2026 F*cking Boxed Calendar
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2526 E Colfax Avenue
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Colfax Ave.
2526 E Colfax Avenue,
Denver, CO 80206
303-322-7727
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- Sunday: 10-6
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7301 South Santa Fe Drive,
Littleton, CO 80120
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1701 Wynkoop Street in
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2501 Dallas Street, Suite 144,
Aurora, CO 80010
212-697-3048
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Format: Box Calendar
Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero f*cks all year with a 2026 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year!
Additional details:
- 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective sllipcase
- 100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or desk
- Environmentally responsible, FSC certified paper
- Daily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-color designed art
- Holidays and observances
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2526 E Colfax Avenue Denver, CO
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2501 Dallas St. Suite 144 Aurora, CO
1701 Wynkoop Street Denver, CO