
Football Jokes: Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9781447254614
Publication Date: 06/05/2014
Age Range: 9-12 years
Edition Description: Main Market ed.
When is a footballer like a baby? When it dribbles.
Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course!
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key.
What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.
Why did the millionaire footballer have no bathroom in his house? He was filthy rich.
Hundreds of the most hilarious soccer jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premiere League matches, and European Cup finals.
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