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2526 E Colfax Avenue
303-322-7727
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2526 E Colfax Avenue,
Denver, CO 80206
303-322-7727
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- Sunday: 10-6
Aspen Grove
7301 South Santa Fe Drive,
Littleton, CO 80120
303-470-7050
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- Sunday: 11-6
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1701 Wynkoop Street in
Historic Lower Downtown Denver
303-535-9980
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Stanley Marketplace
2501 Dallas Street, Suite 144,
Aurora, CO 80010
212-697-3048
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- Every Day 10-7
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Format: Paperback
A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo." — Storywraps
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