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Colfax Ave.
2526 E Colfax Avenue
303-322-7727
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Mon-Sat: 10-8
Colfax Ave.
2526 E Colfax Avenue,
Denver, CO 80206
303-322-7727
Store Hours:
- Mon-Sat: 10-8
- Sunday: 10-6
Aspen Grove
7301 South Santa Fe Drive,
Littleton, CO 80120
303-470-7050
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- Mon-Thu: 10-7
- Fri-Sat: 10-8
- Sunday: 11-6
Union Station
1701 Wynkoop Street in
Historic Lower Downtown Denver
303-535-9980
Store Hours:
- Every Day 8-8
Stanley Marketplace
2501 Dallas Street, Suite 144,
Aurora, CO 80010
212-697-3048
Store Hours:
- Every Day 10-7
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Format: Paperback
—Carl Hiaasen
The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”
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