Plainclothes Naked

In a wildly careening plot that can only be described as crack noir, two pipeheads accidentally steal a photo of George W. Bush's presidential package and decide to blackmail the Republican Party. Before the crack—crazed thieves can follow through, however, gorgeous, whip—smart Nurse Tina, who's just offed her husband with a bowl of Drano—laced Lucky Charms, absconds with the goods. When Manny Rubert, a scarred ex—junkie turned codeine—popping detective, is called in to investigate the "foamer" hubby's untimely demise, love hits him like a wrench to the head.

Soon Manny and Tina are making plans of their own for the presidential pie — and for their future together. But the meddling police chiefs and motel room sex—change surgeons of the world just won't leave them alone. And then there are those killer crackheads, still out there and closing in....