{"product_id":"9781476793016","title":"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said","description":"Drawing from diverse personages -- Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen -- Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty,  and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Start every day with a smile and get it over with.\" -- W. C. Fields\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can\u003cbr\u003eequal a hundred miles.\" -- Roseanne Barr\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Happiness is having a large loving family in another city.\" -- George Burns  ","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Adult Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42825908879421,"sku":"9781476793016","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.tatteredcover.com\/products\/9781476793016","provider":"Tattered Cover","version":"1.0","type":"link"}