The Average American Male (eBook)

Description

An offensive, in-your-face, brutally honest and completely hilarious look at male inner life and sexual fantasy. In the course of this hilariously honest book, our narrator suffers through a relationship with his vapid wannabe-actress girlfriend until he finds the perfect girl. But when he moves into the new relationship, he slowly learns that all women are pretty much the same, that man's true desires will never be fulfilled, and the decision between living life alone or biting the marriage bullet must be made.

Includes an excerpt from the forthcoming sequel The Average American Marriage.

About the Author

Chad Kultgen is the author of The Average American Male. He is a graduate of the USC School of Cinematic Arts, and lives in california.

Praise for The Average American Male…

“It’s so primal, so dangerous, it might be the most ingenious book I’ve ever read.”
-Josh Kilmer-Purcell, New York Times bestselling author of I AM NOT MYSELF THESE DAYS

“[B]uy Chad’s book. It’s a blueprint of how the mind--and penis--of a typical American male works.”
-Maddox, New York Times bestselling author of THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS

“[A] brilliant send-up of the way ...the male point of view has been misrepresented by militant feminists.”
-Toby Young, New York Times bestselling author of HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE