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Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) (Hardcover)

By Jenny Lawson
$25.95
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Description


For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris—Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives—the ones we’d like to pretend never happened—are in fact the ones that define us. In Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor. Chapters include: “Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel”; “A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband”; “My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking”; “And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane.” Pictures with captions (no one would believe these things without proof) accompany the text.

About the Author


Jenny Lawson is a columnist and one of the most popular bloggers on Twitter (hundreds of thousands of followers). Her blog, www.thebloggess.com, averages between 2-3 million page views per month. Jenny lives in the Texas Hill Country with her husband and daughter.

Praise for Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)…


"Even when I was funny, I wasn't this funny."  —Augusten Burroughs, author of Running With Scissors and This is How

“There’s something wrong with Jenny Lawson—magnificently wrong. I defy you to read her work and not hurt yourself laughing.” —Jen Lancaster



“The Bloggess writes stuff that actually is laugh-out-loud, but you know that really you shouldn’t be laughing and probably you’ll go to hell for laughing, so maybe you shouldn’t read it. That would be safer and wiser.” —Neil Gaiman

“Jenny Lawson is hilarious, snarky, witty, totally inappropriate, and ‘Like Mother Teresa, Only Better.’” —Marie Claire magazine

“Jenny Lawson’s writing is nothing less than revolutionary. . . . I say this without a hint of exaggeration: She may be one of the most progressive women’s voices of our time.” —Karen Walrond, author of The Beauty of Different

Product Details ISBN-10: 0399159010
ISBN-13: 9780399159015
Published: Amy Einhorn Books/Putnam, 04/17/2012
Pages: 336
Language: English
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  • Paperback (4/2012): $28.75
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Get a Signed Bookplate

Submitted by pattym on February 17, 2012 - 2:41pm.
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Get a Signed Bookplate
http://www.tatteredcover.com/lets-pretend-never-happened

 The book doesn’t come out until next month but if you preorder it here now, you'll get a bookplate signed by author Jenny Lawson, "The Bloggess" herself, when you come to pick up your order or have it shipped from Tattered Cover—and the bonus is, you'll have supported your local indie bookstore. Hooray!

 

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